Ludger

Is a Sigma-Male often with a touch of a chad. You won’t find a lot of Ludgers but what they lack in numbers they compensate with a big PP.
You know you are looking at a Ludger when you get wet or get a boner or both.

,,Don’t look behind you if you want to stay dry, there is a Ludger“
,,Dude you are a fuckin Ludger! How did you manage to get so many girls and so much money?“

by Baenks November 20, 2021

The ledge god

A fat cunt

The ledge god is a fat cunt

by Fat.bastard August 26, 2019

Four Legger

An extremely racist statement in reference to African natives.

look at that Four legger over there being all gay n shit

by little dick jhony May 19, 2020

ledge

A name give to a young lad after he helped a lady find her lost children.

"Thanks kid, your a ledge"!

by lord damp nutksdom f March 7, 2017

legerdemaintenance

1. Creatively deceitful or purposefully obfuscated accounting practices used to hide illegal or embarrassing activities.

2. The mental gymnastics and/or cryptic keystroke sequences required to input data correctly into poorly designed and operationally suspect software applications (e.g., databases, .DOC & .PDF forms, etc.).

A triple portmanteau of 'ledger' (pad for posting business & accounting transactions), 'legerdemain' (magic; deception; trickery) and 'maintenance.'

Upon the discovery of Arthur Andersen's legerdemaintenance, Enron's house of cards collapsed into a stinking pile of shit bankrupting hundreds of former employees & investors.

by ET_Bill January 21, 2011

proctological legerdemain

The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.

You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."

Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."

by Malgamere March 26, 2011

Chubby Lodger

1. Gemma.

2. Homosexual bedroom activities.

3. A fat person living at your place.

"Got a chubby lodger at my digs"

"Them two definitely be chubby lodgers"

by Fabulous Sparkley Unicorn April 23, 2014