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Jerkodex

The mental log of imagined sexual images you conjure when masturbating.
"Did you see that super-hot Colombian girl working at the bank? She's definitely getting filed in the Jerkodex."
by Maesutoro December 27, 2009
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jerk off

to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.
Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017
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jerkbeast

A dude in a papier mache demon helmet, drummer for Blood Butt, Anus Pussy and Steaming Wolf Penis (Who happen to be the same band). Featured in a biographical movie about himself and his band members, a necrophiliac bassist and a rabbit smashing guitarist.
Quote "Come on jerkbeast, comparing public access tv shows is like saying, this turd is better than this turd, coz this turd has peanuts in it.
by mikish23 May 16, 2006
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jerk jelly

Lube for jacking off
i.e. Hand lotion, Vaseline, etc.
Brady was home alone so he lathered up with jerk jelly.
by Thor's hamm3r June 24, 2016
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Hand Jerk And Flick

The act of Moving your hand in a linear motion back and forth as if you were masturbating, then flicking your hand as if you were cumming/sperming/jizzing onto someone
used as an insult, anyone who doesnt obey your authority

you wip out your hand and masturbate your invisible penis then jizz all over them to insult them with an imaginary pearl necklace with your hand jerk and flick
by Dylmatex May 24, 2014
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international circle-jerk

a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.

the cause of the first world war.
"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."
by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009
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jerk rag

n. an absorbant piece of cloth, usually a towel or rag, that one has designated as the reciever for their semen at the climax of masturbation, only to be washed on a weekly basis
I got tired of going through a box of tissues a week so now i just use a beach towel for a jerk rag.
by Bill Brasky September 3, 2005
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