Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.

Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.

by SLM99 July 15, 2022

mature hoof

An old aged vagina

I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.

by TellerOfTales January 28, 2017

Toe in the hoof

Using your feet to pleasure a young lady floof

I really hope I get a “toe in the hoof’ tonight

by Megan’s toe December 31, 2018

Rhino hoof

A camel toe but on your ass

You see that bitches ass she got a rhino hoof

by Dickemdown April 9, 2015

Hoofed

To have enthusiastically snorted a drug in powder form.

Crispin's just hoofed a big line of charlie, I'd avoid him until he's come down a bit, and stopped acting like such a prick.

by irate of islingworth November 27, 2023

hoofed

When a joint gets side burnt.

“Did you only light one side???”
“Yeah man, I accidentally hoofed it.”

by RodrickHeffley420 December 3, 2021

Caribou hoof

Similar to a Moose Knuckle but much more bulbous and pronounced and unlike a Camel Toe, it has a deep crevice and defined canyon walls.

My friend Tommy and I were at Pete’s coffee and a chick walked through the door with the largest Caribou Hoof that I have ever seen. The whole restaurant stopped and admired.

by Napa Vally Golfer February 20, 2021