Helen

A Beautiful and Sexy girl. One who is mostly short in height, thin, but still has lovely curves.

A Helen is the generous and polite type, But with friends she is VERY playful and makes everybody laugh. (alot of times she is Asian)

"do you know helen???"

"omg! YES who doesnt!!!! She the sexiest asian, PLUS shes the funnest person to be around!!!"

by jaredletoismine July 23, 2012

Helena

A sincere, loving, funny, beautiful young-woman, with an amazing body. Usually has an amazing boyfriend who's name starts with a J. She has tons of friends and everyone loves her.

Girl : "I wish i was a Helena and had such a great boyfriend"

by TisyNalaFfej August 3, 2011

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Mount Saint Helens

When you shart and jizz at the same time.

Me and my GF just got back from Bernies Burritos and things got a little steamy in my car and in mid thrust I had a Mount Saint Helens. She then proceeded to lick my butthole.

by Merrick and Smitty January 28, 2010

Helenomics

Taking tax dollars from lower and middle income folks in order to fund massive construction projects that benefit the well connected wealthy. In turn the well connected wealthy make sizeable political contributions to the politician in question.

The theory of Helenomics was created by Helen Shiller, the alderman of the 46th Ward of Chicago - you skim $125,000,000 in incremental property tax revenue from the county's coffers to build low, very low, and extremely low income housing projects, giving the government contracts to your cronies and friends, who then turn around and donate large sums of money back into your political campaigns.

by WhatTheHelen December 8, 2006

helengrad

The new name for the Uptown, Chicago neighborhood, should Helen Shiller win re-election in February of 2007.

In order to accentuate the communist and socialist leanings of Alderman Helen Shiller, we will rename Uptown and the 46th ward of Chicago "Helengrad".

by What The Helen November 25, 2006

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018