Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

bend over backwards to bend you over forwards

to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)

Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

The forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl

When the man inserts the penis inside the vagina forwardly but gently and then navigates it way (the penis) to its destination 600 west 151 south down town. The girl must be on top though in order for the penis to arrive to the right area.

Let’s try the forward 600 west 151 south down town cow girl!

by Cockgobbler9000 March 13, 2023

target forward

A bench warmer that doesn’t have a real position on the team

I’m a target forward

by Huh I like Milk May 17, 2019

Forward Philosophy

directional philosophy developed fully acknowledging the possibility of undergoing a philosophic pursuit in an objective state of mind, as well developed as possible in every different aspect containing the sub-disciplines in philosophy. A direction developed with every tool, techne’, and school being eclectically accounted for in their chosen merits.

I always tend to use forward philosophy as a direction when writing a new technique in philosophy.

by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022

come forward

to offer to give help or information

Would this man be able to come forward and testify to that?

by Viktory September 27, 2017

Leaning Forward

*Leaning Forward - Often widely used term in the U.S. Military. 🇺🇸 Background ~ *Leaning Forward typically was associated or derived with a particular exercise. The Front Rest Leaning Position or The push-up. "Outfront Of" "strong position" (poised or in an "ahead of schedule position) in a specifically, to get out ahead of / a specific assigned; project, issue, training, or mission. Actually Means - to get "out in front" no prodding. Simply work harder on your own *will/ self motivation.

Hey Master Sergeant Jonh Doe, I'm Leaning Forward on the parking plan and traffic flow plan for the upcoming Basewide Air Show.

by Hawk 5x Combat Vet~Bronze Star April 26, 2021