This person is usually grossly over-weight and has more facial hair than Osama Bin Laden.
1. 75% of what this person usually says is bullshit. The other 25% is also bullshit.
2. This person will have a severe fetish for gingers: Male, female and animals.
3. Ebay is his facebook.
4. Commonly found in a shit hole surrounded by shit.
And that's it Bob's your uncle.
1. 75% of what this person usually says is bullshit. The other 25% is also bullshit.
2. This person will have a severe fetish for gingers: Male, female and animals.
3. Ebay is his facebook.
4. Commonly found in a shit hole surrounded by shit.
And that's it Bob's your uncle.
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2. The acts of two or more executives posturing for position -supporting their argument using only their title or status instead of knowledge and skill.
Background
Mostly used in corporate life where ego builds consensus verses vision, knowledge, and dedication. Very common in overly funded start-ups and very large (Fortune 500) companies.
In general, a reference to whom has the biggest cock (guns) makes the rules (sets the agenda).
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