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A Max Fleming

This person is usually grossly over-weight and has more facial hair than Osama Bin Laden.

1. 75% of what this person usually says is bullshit. The other 25% is also bullshit.

2. This person will have a severe fetish for gingers: Male, female and animals.

3. Ebay is his facebook.

4. Commonly found in a shit hole surrounded by shit.

And that's it Bob's your uncle.
'My boyfriend has been a bit of 'A Max Fleming' recently; I'll probably chomp his cock off next time he tries to shove it in my mouth.'
by Precious12345678 September 29, 2011
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Feeding Nuke

Another form of expressing masterbation.
Hey guys, I uh gotta feed Nuke. Sure Ya do

Ahh man, I'm getting chaffing from feeding nuke.
by Dr. Demented January 15, 2004
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FLODING

Pronounced flow-ding. When you flirt but in code, so you can do it in front of people but they don’t realise. Secret flirting.
Oh my god, I was floding with James so much at work today!
by Ausley Fly September 12, 2018
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Penis Flexing

1. In a group setting, the act of ego taking over the decision making process instead of common sense.

2. The acts of two or more executives posturing for position -supporting their argument using only their title or status instead of knowledge and skill.

Background
Mostly used in corporate life where ego builds consensus verses vision, knowledge, and dedication. Very common in overly funded start-ups and very large (Fortune 500) companies.

In general, a reference to whom has the biggest cock (guns) makes the rules (sets the agenda).
I just got back from a penis flexing contest where the VP of Marketing and the VP of Technology couldn't agree on scope so they attempted to use their position in the organization to control the meeting.
by Aprel January 29, 2010
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bottom feeding

Choosing to stay at a blue collar job long after the completion of a white collar education, for lack of motivation.
Peter is still bottom feeding at his waiter job 5 years after his finance degree. Because he is used to it.
by cforcopy March 30, 2015
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feeding the ducks

Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.
Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.
by Jobot October 19, 2003
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Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.
After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.
by Trish Laam January 12, 2008
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