When you get so plastered that, when trying to speak, your English resembles that of a character from the Sims. Which apparently is known as Simlish.
Nick: “Hey Kyle, how were those everclear shots?”
Kyle: “BLURSH MESHALOOB LOOBLE NURBLER!!!!!”
Will: “Oh no, I think Kyle is Sims drunk.”
Kyle: “BLURSH MESHALOOB LOOBLE NURBLER!!!!!”
Will: “Oh no, I think Kyle is Sims drunk.”
by poppedmcsloshed February 15, 2019
Get the Sims drunk mug.A fucking kid who is so dumb that he likes to jump people if they smell nice
He is a fucking twat
He also owns a massive alcoholic company he is a villain that will not rest until he farts
He is a fucking twat
He also owns a massive alcoholic company he is a villain that will not rest until he farts
by Nute Gunray May 26, 2020
Get the Fatty Drunksy mug.Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.
by A Delightful July 1, 2011
Get the Shit-Pants Drunk mug.When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.
"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."
by msand419 October 20, 2012
Get the Hamster Hand Drunk mug.An Anti-Gateway Drug is a drug that acts to stop you from using more dangerous drugs. Like when you use Arecoline Hydrobromide, Methiopropamine, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, 4F-MPH, Adderall, Ritalin, Prolintane, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Flodafinil, or Hydrafinil to stay away from blue speed, meth, cocaine, crack, or bath salts (like a-PVP, a-PHP, MDPV). Modafinil and Armodafinil can help you quit caffeine. Kratom can help you quit Vicodin, Percocet, Krokodil, Heroin, Opium, and Fentanyl. 2-methyl-2-butanol, Etizolam, Afobazole, and Propranolol can help you stop trying Alcohol (ethanol) and benzodiazepines (Vallium, Klonopin, Xanax). JWH-018, JWH-073, and JWH-200 can help you quit THC, though you need to stack the JWH compound or THC with CBD. IndanylAminoPropane can help you quit MDMA and MDEA and it's a much milder entactogen-empathogen.
Tyler: I used to take Vicodin for my broken arm. Then I got addicted to Vicodin. Now I use Kratom and I no longer feel the need to try Vicodin. Plus, Kratom Kills pain. Kratom is my Anti-Gateway Drug. Also, My arm healed.
by CognitiveFuel March 9, 2023
Get the Anti-Gateway Drug mug.After having too multiple orgasms, female experiences the same effects of being heavily drunk; can't feel your legs, can't walk straight, not thinking straight. If you have pressed the right button she will be twitching with pleasure.
Her condition after you have Fucked Her Brains Out.
In Japanese hentais or mangas, the term is "ahegao".
I said female simply because they have a biological functions of having multiple orgasm.
Her condition after you have Fucked Her Brains Out.
In Japanese hentais or mangas, the term is "ahegao".
I said female simply because they have a biological functions of having multiple orgasm.
Girl1 : So how did it go last night?
Girl2 : He fucked my brains out and got me dick drunk
Girl1 : You're Kidding
Girl2 : Im drinking from coffee . . . . .from a empty coffee mug
Girl2 : He fucked my brains out and got me dick drunk
Girl1 : You're Kidding
Girl2 : Im drinking from coffee . . . . .from a empty coffee mug
by ReoB October 1, 2015
Get the dick drunk mug.The eyesight you have when one is drunk. Which leads your inhibitions to be lower and one you wouldn't normally be attracted to looks real good.
by Princess Parneet February 13, 2009
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