douged

To tell someone you will be at a certain place at a certain time, but not be there for some time later, leaving the aforementioned person to sit and wait.

I told Steve I'd pick him up at the bus stop at 3. Its already 4, I really douged him.

by komaresh July 26, 2004

Pussy Dodger

A Slang Term For A Homo-sexual Male that Avoids Pussy (Vagina) At All Cost.

You Know He's Gay right, a straight up pussy dodger.

If your girl wants you to beat it up then quit do it stop being a lil' pussy dodger!

by Christian "Lissen" August 27, 2005

dodger

n. any individual who performs fellatio on a male without committing fully to the process and s/he makes their escape just as the climax is reached.

Instead of spitting, swallowing, or wearing, the dodger makes a break for it in order to avoid the impending deluge.

Moses was enjoying the BJ, however, Frank was a dodger and ran for cover as soon as the money shot was launched.

by Team Craypas January 18, 2008

pussy dodger

When a man pretends to go for a woman's pussy, even sticking it in a bit, but then "falling out" and intentionally cramming his wang in her ass, thereby broadening her sexual horizons.

She thought I was just going to stick it to her missionary style, but I was a pussy dodger.

by Some white dude May 26, 2006

Salad Dodger

Obese person seen eating unhealthy food; one whose diet includes very few salads.

Nobobdy else got dessert because some 400 pound salad dodger ate all the cake.

by Jeremy Gibbs May 21, 2006

doufer

a wet vagina that has no need for spit or lube to participate in the action of intercourse,

my penis slid right in her doufer

by lance hickman August 22, 2007

Salad Dodger

a fat person with poor nutritional habits.

Wow you ex-girlfriend has put on some weight!
Yea, she's become quite the salad dodger.

by Dave Inc February 14, 2007