When a man stand on a diving board, jumps, and the sticks his peniss into a womans asshole. This is painful and difficult
by ImSoF***d June 5, 2009
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Prone to Drone: Self-identified 'liberals'; moralistic vigilantes; anthropology majors.
Life cycle: Many people assimilate into drone-life after discovering that diversity is the solution to world conflict, becoming so obsessed with this ideal that their personality merges with the Hive-Mind. This causes them to engage in stereotyped and predictable behaviors such as: obtaining student leadership positions, becoming obstinately opposed to stereotypes, and becoming hateful towards the imagined Oppressor. Drones typically die off after obtaining jobs in the outside world.
How to recognize a drone: Drones can often be heard buzzing about "ethnic identity", "tolerance", and "multiculturalism", esp. when pressed about their comprehension of diversity. You won't find a depth of knowledge here, only the clever wielding of words to shame and demonize. Do not threaten further. Drones command the power of a guilty Nation.
Prone to Drone: Self-identified 'liberals'; moralistic vigilantes; anthropology majors.
Life cycle: Many people assimilate into drone-life after discovering that diversity is the solution to world conflict, becoming so obsessed with this ideal that their personality merges with the Hive-Mind. This causes them to engage in stereotyped and predictable behaviors such as: obtaining student leadership positions, becoming obstinately opposed to stereotypes, and becoming hateful towards the imagined Oppressor. Drones typically die off after obtaining jobs in the outside world.
How to recognize a drone: Drones can often be heard buzzing about "ethnic identity", "tolerance", and "multiculturalism", esp. when pressed about their comprehension of diversity. You won't find a depth of knowledge here, only the clever wielding of words to shame and demonize. Do not threaten further. Drones command the power of a guilty Nation.
"This modern dance performance is really pissing me off, it's ethnocentric and racist! What's with all of them having dark skin? It's not like ALL Ethiopian people have dark skin! I'm going to make a facebook group protesting the unjust portrayal of minority Ethiopian people in modern dance."
-words of a diversity drone
-words of a diversity drone
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By day a polite and responsible respectable dive instructor, usually found somewhere in a tropical climate teaching tourists to dive in a safe and responsible manner, by night a drunk womanising chain smoking inhabitant of any given beach bar, destined for kidney dialysis in later life. Cayman Island divemasters are reputed to be the most outlandish
"did you see that guy fighting and vomiting at the same time in the bar last night? I think he was a Dive Master"
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Get the take a dive into the water deep mug.1. Having diversity shoved down your throat so many times you get pissed off when you hear another language.
2. Getting a diversity lecture from four white people.
3. Throwing diversity into definitions that have nothing to do with diversity.
2. Getting a diversity lecture from four white people.
3. Throwing diversity into definitions that have nothing to do with diversity.
by E/C December 14, 2009
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Jon: Did you watch "so you think you can dance"?
Aaron: No
Brent: No but I heard it sucked.
Jon: This muh named Dave Warshaw did an awesome scorpion dive.
Brent: Sounds like that mer is a sorry muh. I think I hope he is ok.
Aaron: No
Brent: No but I heard it sucked.
Jon: This muh named Dave Warshaw did an awesome scorpion dive.
Brent: Sounds like that mer is a sorry muh. I think I hope he is ok.
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1. The millennial's version of synergy
2. A buzzword used for virtue signalling
3. (In hiring) A deceptive practice designed to homogenize the ideals and thoughts of employees
4. When employees and co-workers eat lunch exclusively with members of the same race.
1. The millennial's version of synergy
2. A buzzword used for virtue signalling
3. (In hiring) A deceptive practice designed to homogenize the ideals and thoughts of employees
4. When employees and co-workers eat lunch exclusively with members of the same race.
"To serve our users well, we need a diverse workforce that’s representative of the users we serve. That's why we lie on our marketing material to make it look like we are 90% African American and women." - Google
"We know intuitively that diversity matters." - McKinsey & Company
" YouTube illegally used quotas as recently as last year in an attempt to hire more black, Latinx, and female engineers." -Wired Magazine
"Welcome to the tour! My coworkers are super diverse! Over here in the lunch area, all the Asians eat together. And over there, all the Latinos. And over there, all the non-binary trans-racial zir's."
"We know intuitively that diversity matters." - McKinsey & Company
" YouTube illegally used quotas as recently as last year in an attempt to hire more black, Latinx, and female engineers." -Wired Magazine
"Welcome to the tour! My coworkers are super diverse! Over here in the lunch area, all the Asians eat together. And over there, all the Latinos. And over there, all the non-binary trans-racial zir's."
by Zuck le Cuck January 25, 2019
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