A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs.
by ThE LaTe JC March 25, 2005
Everyday there is fecises all over the walls in our restrooms, and the cafeteria food tastes like absolute shit. This place is a dive.
by messiahxxx April 10, 2010
1. Needlessly fall ing over in the middle of a game of football in an attempt to gain a penalty or free kick from the referee.
2. Manchester Untied and/or Cristiano Ronaldo and all of his associates
2. Manchester Untied and/or Cristiano Ronaldo and all of his associates
by Bluethrough November 30, 2007
Inviting an individual to state the obvious when they know that your already aware of the answer.
The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve.
The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve.
The situation: Friend stood looking at birthday cards in the local supermarket
The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?"
The 'dive': "yes mate it's...."
The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin*
The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?"
The 'dive': "yes mate it's...."
The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin*
by SteVader January 17, 2006
by ngvbo.m April 15, 2016
1. Going into a large group of people who are more popular than you or your squad.
2. Plunging into dat ass.
2. Plunging into dat ass.
by SH0RTZ July 4, 2016
What are you watching?
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
What's a dive bar?
It's not about dive bars.
Oh. What's a dive then? Also, what's a dive bar?
Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
What's a dive bar?
It's not about dive bars.
Oh. What's a dive then? Also, what's a dive bar?
Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.
by justagirlfromcali July 16, 2011