Crunkcore

What happens when fans of the Jonas Brothers figure out that they can swear. It generally combines bad electronica with faux-teenage-angsty screaming, but may also include elements of bad hip hop and rap. It is to be consumed only in comical doses.

Person 1: "Man, I really like the Jonas Brother, but I wish they were more annoying."

Person 2: "Oh, then you should listen to Crunkcore."

by The Good Samaritan 9000 August 28, 2010

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crunch tackle

A type of tackle, in the game of football, where the player that has the ball during play, get hit hard as hell and knocked down in the same second or sooner.
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A crushing tackle delivered to any football player while the ball is in play, especially if either doesn't cause a penalty or a flag thrown by the referee/s.

Ronnie Lott, Charles Haley, Richard Dent, Mike Singletary, Shawne Merriman, etc. are all specialist of the crunch tackle.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 27, 2010

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crunk

In 1995, Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter were scheming ways to get past the TV censors on Conan's late night talk show, and they settled on an all-purpose, suitable replacement for the infamous seven dirty swearwords that they couldn't say on TV: Crunk. The choice to use that word was definitely not random. Ice T just happened to be on the show that night, and he likely fed the word to them beforehand and certainly helped fuel its popularity during the telecast ("That was seriously crunked up, right there."). But Ice never claimed to have come up with the word--he probably got it from Dirty South rappers, who had been using it for years as a euphemism for getting really crazy and fucked up on marijuana and alcohol (stoned and drunk. Chronic plus Drunk = Crunk). Or maybe crack and drunk. Or coke and drunk. Or maybe just being crazy and drunk. Whatever it is, it means getting really crazy and fucked up. And with Conan's introduction of the word to northern suburban audiences, Crunk came into its own as the recognized sound of the new generation of Dirty South Rap, prompting white college fratboys everywhere to wander around going "WHHHUT!! OKAAY!! YEEEAAHHH!!" like annoying dipshits. and it's all thanks to Lil Jon, and by Lil Jon I mean Dave Chappelle.

"Whhhut!! OKAAY!! YEEEAAHHH!!"

by ishkur May 13, 2005

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walter crunkite

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.

"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."

by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006

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