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Crooked as a fox

adj when someone acts as crooked as a fox; or a fox has appeared in a crooked manner.
Wow a fox in the middle of a world class oil tanker crashing throw the eastern Appalachians, that is as crooked as a fox
by King Jan Sobietski June 18, 2018
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crooked burglar

I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"
by justinjacob October 23, 2008
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shadow crook

A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.
Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.
by Blackchick August 11, 2015
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Crook Guts

When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.
Fucking Linc forced me to have a HSP on Wednesday and now I have crook guts
by Henryc42 October 11, 2018
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crooked h

slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle
Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h
by knoophouse January 4, 2008
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Garth Crooks

by Jimmy93 November 10, 2009
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captain crook

A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.

Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey
"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?
by Morty Rosenberg July 6, 2008
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