Face-Crooked 

The act of pirating ones way into someones Facebook account, then absolutely butchering it. It can vary from changing the relationship status to "Married to joey buttafuoco" or changing ones proflie picture to a giant douche.

Damn son, not again. I forgot to logout at the library and some monkey changed my profile picture to a close up of Michelle Obama's jibbs, she looks like Baraka from Mortal Combat.......face-crooked yet again....sigh

Face-Crooked by tb2_nola August 21, 2010

Stacked like a crooked card game 

1. when the Odds are against your favor
2. Rigged
3. A women with huge breasts.

Paul: "So did you win the Lotto?"
Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game

Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"

Stacked like a crooked card game by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

boiled crooked by zacharyscream March 13, 2008

Bug crooked 

a type of bug that loves to dance around and be a stupid bug

random kid: BUG CROOKEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! Bug crooked: shut the fuck up

Bug crooked by goofydays4ohio January 13, 2023

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab by Gognoggler May 6, 2015

racist crooked cop 

a cop who abuses the rights of minorities

Denise: carl is a racist crooked cop
Nate: I know he said he likes to pick up blacks on friday so they cant see a judge until monday so they have to sit there the entire weekend

other examples of carl's racial crookedness includes planting crack cocaine on minorities and always clearing all warrants of minorities

racist crooked cop by MrYellowTeeth47 January 28, 2024

Burden of crooked smile 

Nothing can neglect it, stands with everything, only people with the name FTC can use it.

"I force concession via burden of crooked smile."

Burden of crooked smile by Crooked Smile FTC November 17, 2020