cracking sheets

The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.

Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?

by theman12432 February 13, 2014

cracking cards

credit card fraud

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by trapnigga300hunnid July 24, 2019

cracking up

when you cracking up it means you laughing so hard at stupid and retarded shit people say or be doing....and most of the time people is hating you so badly and want to sabotage everything you do and be so evil to you because you so far out their league they cant stand it. and do everything to bring you down and always end up in prison forever or dead the worst way possible like being burn alive.

im cracking up

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 22, 2022

anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.

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by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013

meat clicking

When a Prince Albert piercing clinks against another Prince Albert piercing or a set of braces.

The boys and I had a great Saturday night after hours of meat clicking!

by Mr. Pity October 13, 2017

eggs are cracking

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.

1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!

by joijoihere August 15, 2017

Heel Clicking

A new type of extreme sport spreading underground throughout the nation. Characterized by jumping and clicking your heels together while doing difficult tricks (double clicks, handstand quad kicks, etc.)

"what is that sweet sport that jacob sprang is doing"

"Oh, he's just heel clicking. Its only the coolest new trend amongst middle to upper income white teenagers."

by randyleeNiG August 2, 2009