Checkin' Grindr At The Goddamn H&R Block

One thing no decent citizen should do.

"Mikey was checkin' Grindr at the goddamn H&R Block!"

by cathoderayhell November 18, 2023

chucklin

When you hang from the ceiling from your balls while getting a blowjob

i can’t wait to get home my wife said she’s in the mood to give me a chucklin

by The douche that wrote this February 24, 2024

Checking for Shitters

Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.

I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Checking for Jitters

A whore who sleeps with every jit she meets has to regularly check for grown men still lingering around inside her pussy.

After that whore let the whole football team run a train on her, she was caught in the bathroom checking for jitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Checking the oil

You delinquently lift up the clitoral hood then proceed to aggressively lick the pussy until she squirts.

I was checking the oil on your mom last night.

by N1ggerBBC69 May 7, 2024

Checkin(g) off the(m) boxes

When someone presents, usually inadvertently or unassumingly, as attractive in a variety of ways but may not have been immediately identified as classically attractive at first sight.

"I didn't realize how attractive I found him/her until I realized he/she was checkin(g) off the(m) boxes!"

by darrenxix March 19, 2025