Catnach Syndrome

To be totally confused. To have red hair. To be born with an inherent cute and cuddly personality.

"I'm afraid you're suffering from Catnach Syndrome, you may only have a week of normality left.

by william scholes October 18, 2006

Cagney Carnation

One of the nineteen bosses in Cuphead and probably the hardest boss on Inkwell Isle One.

A part of the 'Innocent looking flower is a horrible person' cliche, which had started becoming a huge trend in video games manly due to a character to whom he's often compared with named Flowey, who was once formerly known as Asriel Dreemurr.

Though Cagney Carnation is a flower in an indie game, he is not Flowey from Undertale.

Person 1: Hey, have you played Cuphead? It's really hard as balls!
Person 2: Yeah, I have played it and it's difficult to say the least.
Person 3: You guys talking 'bout Cuphead? Who's your favourite character?
Person 1: Mine's Cala Maria; she's got that body and I love her first form!
Person 3: Mine's Baroness von Bon Bon; she's the perfect mix of difficulty and strategy!
Person 2: Mine's Cagney Carnation....
Person 1 & 3: Why? He's the hardest boss on Inkwell Isle One!
Person 2: To be honest, I am a fan of him not because of how you do strategy on that level or how he looks, it's just I find a lot of my own personality in him.
Person 1 & 3: Are you in love with him by any chance?
Person 2: No. I just like what personality is presented from him.

by Iuna yuzuki February 8, 2019

carjacking

Getting masturbated manually while driving a motor vehicle

Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time

by dp mcdaniels May 11, 2010

carnapping

n., The act of forcing another into undesired and unnanounced trips or activities by means of being the provider of transportation.

"Hey, don't blame me. Not like I WANTED to see Event Horizon. It was a carnapping!"

by inkdrinker July 21, 2003

carmack

When you havent wiped your ass after taking a huge dump, then go tea-bag a chick and rub your asshole on her chin or nose.

I carmacked this whore last night. She was soo pissed!

by holey-moley January 21, 2009

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

1. The condition whereby a Male Human cannot think straight because he is concentrating on engaging in Coitus.
2. The accusation a Female might make when a Male Human cannot keep his mind on his Honey-do-List.
3. The Medical terminology describing the Hawaiian Disease Lackanookie.
4. A fatal condition Known to inflict Predominately Married Male Humans.
6. Blueballs (slang)

Brad cant play cards tonight, guys. He has Carnal Tunnel Syndrome and said he was going to stick around the house tonight.

/or/
Your going to come down with a severe case of Carnal Tunnel Syndrome this weekend if you dont hurry up and finish planting those flowers.....

by piledriver1000 September 5, 2011

Cancerous Ass Carnage

the act of smearing your bloody dick on a rectal tumor

Uncle Greer- dude i was just diagnosed with a malignant tumor
Blake- where is it?
Uncle Greer- on my ass
Blake- can i fuck it?
Uncle Greer- sure! i love cancerous ass carnage

by jlaw23s June 20, 2009