The official name for the
London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so
wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses
'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage
poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the
bed. I say
shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'