13 definitions by inkdrinker

Misspelled. See merc, short for "mercenary." Merc means to leave or to kill.
"I killed that guy in the swamp."
"You mean you merced him in the murk?"
by inkdrinker April 23, 2005
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"You should have made it to the concert last night! It was most beast!"
by inkdrinker January 17, 2004
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Popularized by Russian comic Yakov Smirnoff - degenerated into internet cliche.
If, in America, x does y to z, in Soviet Russia, z does y to x.
by inkdrinker July 1, 2004
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v., to surreptitiously link somebody to another site (especially goatse or tub girl)
"Check this link out!"
"AGH! THAT'S NOT CNN! THAT'S GOATSE! You ninja-linked me!"
"heheh... pwnt."
by inkdrinker April 25, 2003
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n., The act of forcing another into undesired and unnanounced trips or activities by means of being the provider of transportation.
"Hey, don't blame me. Not like I WANTED to see Event Horizon. It was a carnapping!"
by inkdrinker July 22, 2003
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One who avoids mandatory military service by leaving the country or securing a questionable deferrment.
GW Bush used his dad's connections to get into the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam (and subsequently went AWOL.) Therefore, he is a draft dodger.
by inkdrinker December 26, 2003
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Old slang (dating at least as far back as 1927) meaning "girlfriend." Preferable in some ways for implying that she's not the only girlfriend, just your best.
"I was necking at the drive-in with my best girl."
by inkdrinker January 17, 2004
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