inkdrinker's definitions
One who avoids mandatory military service by leaving the country or securing a questionable deferrment.
GW Bush used his dad's connections to get into the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam (and subsequently went AWOL.) Therefore, he is a draft dodger.
by inkdrinker December 26, 2003
Get the draft dodgermug. by inkdrinker January 16, 2004
Get the most beastmug. by inkdrinker April 24, 2003
Get the ninja linkmug. Old slang (dating at least as far back as 1927) meaning "girlfriend." Preferable in some ways for implying that she's not the only girlfriend, just your best.
by inkdrinker January 16, 2004
Get the best girlmug. When Bob was hitting on this girl I met at the bar, I told him, "dude, get the hell out my Kool-Aid."
"So she was all up in my Kool-Aid, right? I just HAD to get some of that."
"So she was all up in my Kool-Aid, right? I just HAD to get some of that."
by inkdrinker June 28, 2003
Get the Kool-aidmug. Literally, the inkdrinker-coined "BRB FBI" stands for "be right back; federal bureau of investigation." The implication is that something one has just mentioned is illegal and that the FBI are at the door. Many variants of it are popular at YTMND.
by inkdrinker November 27, 2005
Get the BRB FBImug. 