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Definitions by inkdrinker

Literally, the inkdrinker-coined "BRB FBI" stands for "be right back; federal bureau of investigation." The implication is that something one has just mentioned is illegal and that the FBI are at the door. Many variants of it are popular at YTMND.
"So how old is your girlfriend anyway?"
"Just 15. Oh shi - BRB FBI."
BRB FBI by inkdrinker November 27, 2005
Misspelled. See merc, short for "mercenary." Merc means to leave or to kill.
"I killed that guy in the swamp."
"You mean you merced him in the murk?"
"Yeah."
murk by inkdrinker April 22, 2005
hip-hop origins taken from the word mercenary.
1. To leave.
2. To kill.
1. I'm about to merc, I say "peace" to the family. - Mos Def
2. Or mercin' the president live on Channel 7 - Non Phixion
merc by inkdrinker January 1, 2005
People can't spell "aggro" right.
agro by inkdrinker December 8, 2004

in Soviet Russia 

Popularized by Russian comic Yakov Smirnoff - degenerated into internet cliche.
If, in America, x does y to z, in Soviet Russia, z does y to x.
in Soviet Russia by inkdrinker June 30, 2004

best girl 

Old slang (dating at least as far back as 1927) meaning "girlfriend." Preferable in some ways for implying that she's not the only girlfriend, just your best.
"I was necking at the drive-in with my best girl."
best girl by inkdrinker January 16, 2004

most beast 

"You should have made it to the concert last night! It was most beast!"
most beast by inkdrinker January 16, 2004