best girl

Old slang (dating at least as far back as 1927) meaning "girlfriend." Preferable in some ways for implying that she's not the only girlfriend, just your best.

"I was necking at the drive-in with my best girl."

by inkdrinker January 17, 2004

most beast

Very good, impressive, etc

"You should have made it to the concert last night! It was most beast!"

by inkdrinker January 17, 2004

told

To be put in one's place, whether in the form of a humiliating insult, beating, or other form of defeat.

"Oh, you came in here all arrogant, but you got TOLD!"

by inkdrinker April 25, 2003

carnapping

n., The act of forcing another into undesired and unnanounced trips or activities by means of being the provider of transportation.

"Hey, don't blame me. Not like I WANTED to see Event Horizon. It was a carnapping!"

by inkdrinker July 22, 2003

Kool-aid

n., One's love or sex interest.

alternately used as:
"all up in my Kool-Aid," meaning "interested."

When Bob was hitting on this girl I met at the bar, I told him, "dude, get the hell out my Kool-Aid."

"So she was all up in my Kool-Aid, right? I just HAD to get some of that."

by inkdrinker June 29, 2003

in Soviet Russia

Popularized by Russian comic Yakov Smirnoff - degenerated into internet cliche.
If, in America, x does y to z, in Soviet Russia, z does y to x.

In Soviet Russia, words define YOU!

by inkdrinker July 01, 2004

ninja link

v., to surreptitiously link somebody to another site (especially goatse or tub girl)

"Check this link out!"
"AGH! THAT'S NOT CNN! THAT'S GOATSE! You ninja-linked me!"
"heheh... pwnt."

by inkdrinker April 25, 2003