A small town in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains in northern California.
A place where people are born, raised, and never leave because they're dreams are the size of bird brains.
A place where the only thing to do for fun, is go to Wal mart and see how long it takes to get kicked out.
A place where the economy has struck so bad, even McDonald's isn't hiring.
A place where everyone sleeps with everyone because there's only so many people.
Oh Sonora, sometimes I really don't miss you.
A place where people are born, raised, and never leave because they're dreams are the size of bird brains.
A place where the only thing to do for fun, is go to Wal mart and see how long it takes to get kicked out.
A place where the economy has struck so bad, even McDonald's isn't hiring.
A place where everyone sleeps with everyone because there's only so many people.
Oh Sonora, sometimes I really don't miss you.
So how long have you lived in Sonora, Ca?
Forever.
Well what do you do there? Do you have a job? Are you taking any classes?
Nope. We do nothing all day... all night.
Forever.
Well what do you do there? Do you have a job? Are you taking any classes?
Nope. We do nothing all day... all night.
by misstopaz April 13, 2011
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Describes an absolutely amazing female person living in Canada.
In order to be referred to as Ca Swe, a girl has to be
1) Canadian
2) smart
3) sexy
4) adorable
5) awesome
6) sometimes cheeky
7) intelligent
Describes an absolutely amazing female person living in Canada.
In order to be referred to as Ca Swe, a girl has to be
1) Canadian
2) smart
3) sexy
4) adorable
5) awesome
6) sometimes cheeky
7) intelligent
Whoa, look at her! She's amazing, sexy, smart and absolutely adorable..!"
- And she's from Vancouver!
So she's a real Ca Swe?
- Yay!
What's a Ca Swe?
- A Canadian Sweetheart. Why?
It's a stupid abbreviation.
- No, it isn't. The other word is too long!
- And she's from Vancouver!
So she's a real Ca Swe?
- Yay!
What's a Ca Swe?
- A Canadian Sweetheart. Why?
It's a stupid abbreviation.
- No, it isn't. The other word is too long!
by Koeduawnk January 27, 2010
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by Montoya01 May 9, 2006
Get the La Puente, Ca mug.A Small town that has no street lights because the town is so small. No one walks the streets at night because they're so dark, and a walker could be axe murdered in the night and no one would hear them scream. Homes are spread 5 miles apart, uphill both ways, and it's a great place for Polygamists Cults to exist, and prosper, because no one would know that they practice there.
Newberry Springs, CA was also the birth place of the "Boysenberry" made by Walter Knotts. Mr. Knotts, of Knotts berry Farm, also restored Calico Ghost Town in Yermo, California.
There's also a ghost that resides in Newberry Springs, in the dry lake bed, that is said to be called "The Hatchet Lady." The Hatchet Lady caught her husband cheating, and in a fit of rage she lopped off his head with a hatchet, and then committed a gory suicide in the same swing of her arm. Adolescents of Newberry Springs take pig and rabbit blood and cover the walls of the Hatchet Lady's abode, and trick other Adolescents into believing the story.
Newberry is a bad place to live, and no one should consider moving there. If you live there, get out now.
Newberry Springs, CA was also the birth place of the "Boysenberry" made by Walter Knotts. Mr. Knotts, of Knotts berry Farm, also restored Calico Ghost Town in Yermo, California.
There's also a ghost that resides in Newberry Springs, in the dry lake bed, that is said to be called "The Hatchet Lady." The Hatchet Lady caught her husband cheating, and in a fit of rage she lopped off his head with a hatchet, and then committed a gory suicide in the same swing of her arm. Adolescents of Newberry Springs take pig and rabbit blood and cover the walls of the Hatchet Lady's abode, and trick other Adolescents into believing the story.
Newberry is a bad place to live, and no one should consider moving there. If you live there, get out now.
by sokennethwasall December 28, 2008
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Get the ven pa'ca mug.Los Altos is one of the general suburbs of the Silicon Valley. The population is about 28,000. Many Corporate big-shots and other rich notables live in Los Altos or Los Altos Hills. The town is said to be one of the most bigoted towns in the world. Los Altos is often considered a fake town seeing as it has no major industry (commercial zones are restricted), it imports far more capital than it exports, it is generally isolated (Los Altans are rarely familiar with the outside world, except for their summer home in Europe), they have brown street signs, and there are few sidewalks or street lamps.
Oh, you're from Los Altos, CA. No wonder...
I hate Los Altos, CA! I like totally want to get out of here. It's so like fake!
I hate Los Altos, CA! I like totally want to get out of here. It's so like fake!
by p3rs0np3rs0n November 14, 2010
Get the Los Altos, CA mug.Shitty smog and crime ridden hell hole with horrible traffic that is 80% illegals, 10% white trash, and 10% ghetto black people. probably the worst place to live in California besides the Cow town white trash Capitol of Suckramento. Riverside is a pretty big city with nothing to do but meth and crack.
by "J84" April 4, 2008
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