fart cry

The act of laughing historically which causes you to poop a little

I was laughing so hard I had a fart cry.

by Mjsmalls August 15, 2017

Cry bat

Masturbating while crying.

Oh, I'll just have to go home and have a cry bat.

by MaxK January 30, 2008

happy cry

to be so overwhelmed with joy/positive emotions that you cry.

“mj feels like happy crying every time he talks to bee”

by mj.asfffff June 5, 2021

Beat cry

Basically it's when you're crying about an ex girlfriend or something while you're masturbating or crying about the fact that you're masturbating, often using one's own tears as lube

Man, Andrew was so upset last night, he was beat crying until 2 a.m.

by Robot Cricket October 11, 2008

No Cry July

You don’t cry for the whole month of July.

Sarah: How’s No Cry July going?
Megan: Nearly failed the other day but August 1st 12am, my tears, nonstop.
Sarah: A waterfall.

by rihannag July 27, 2020

Aberdeen Cry

To sit on a hotel toilet and cry your eyes out, just after losing all your belongings at a club.

Holly was Aberdeen crying after her night out

by Crytopsy88 May 11, 2014

cry woman

A female who whines and complains a lot.

You are a cry woman.

by Steavis February 14, 2007