CMN

A short angry Welshman with no hair and a fetish for car door based violence. Is known to to enjoy the company of ruminants.

Normally used when describing somebody who is very short, angry and has a basic grasp of conversational English who is known for enjoying animal pleasures

You're a right CMN you know that. (You're a right angry little sod).

You were behaving like a right CMN last night.

by Teakdoor October 11, 2007

.cmo

Common misspelling of the .com domain when typing quickly in the address bar.

Oh, shit my fingers are too fast I mistyped .com as .cmo too many times!

by grammaticalfail August 1, 2010

cmfo

Acronym for 'Crying My Face Off.' Often used in games after losing to another player or when speaking emotionally online about relationships or anything related to crying.

I can't believe I lost! I'm going to bed CMFO.

When she dumped me I was CMFO, but later I was like WTF!?

by mercboyan January 13, 2009

CMV

Chinga Mi Vida. The spanish equivalent of FML.

Juan: La puta madre que te pario! I seriously just spilled this soda all over my low-rider. CMV guey.

by chingola March 7, 2011

CMP

Chupa mi pito

Spanish for suck my dick

John: fuck you bro
Greg: cmp

by Lithorium July 14, 2019

CMFOTP

crazy motha fuckah of the period

She's the CMFOTP!

by BrownSkin9345 February 1, 2009

CMH

Clapping my hands; having a good attitude towards something

Sarah - Oh my gosh, today I got my acceptance letter for Auburn

Tom - Congrats! CMH!

by Kbabyyy(; April 27, 2011