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bumper bowling

The act of driving a motor vehicle down the interstate while tired or intoxicated and "bumping" back and forth between the rumble strips when you pass out. Just like in bumper bowling, the ball reaches it's final goal, but not without some assistance from going in the gutter.
"Man I was way to tired to be driving last night. I was bumper bowling all the way home."
by Meaty Pablo December 15, 2007
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Got her Like a bowling ball

When you Stick 2 fingers in her ass and your thumb in her pussy and hold her like a bowling ball
So she wanted it bad as I was sucking her tits I got her like a bowling ball and made her squeal!!!
by Crazychris April 14, 2014
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Bowling

Filling all three of a woman's holes during the act of sexual intercourse, as if she was a bowling ball. This can be done by three men, or by one man using the penis and hands (a modified shocker) or by one man taking turns at each hole.
Husband: "Hey honey, can I go bowling tonight?"
Wife: "Sure, let me grab the lube"
by JTrenary September 24, 2005
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bowling for soup

BOWLING FOR SOUP kicking asses
bestest band ever! yay!
hella much better than those whinning emo bands

My Chemical Romance fans go and fuck yourself..!! yeah!!
u're bitch but I love u anyway (cool)

I'm not okkkk (fuck it)
by fueled by ramen September 14, 2005
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Bowling Pin

A whore / tramp / slut / skeeze / chicken head , accept these types are the ones that all have sex with the same guy , knowing that the guy has already nailed all her friends , yet the " Bowling Pin " is still dumb , or stupid enough to stand there next in line to be knocked down by him ! Hence she is standing there like a bowling pin waiting her turn to be knocked down !
Mary went out one night and met an attractive man , but soon found out he had already slept with 10 other girls she knew personally , so instead of walking away to find another man , she chose to stand up and be next in line to get knocked down like the "Bowling Pin "she is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STRIKE
by queer lake survivor July 25, 2011
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Tracy bowling

To use Michael de santa's daughter(Tracy de santa) and set Tracy and 9 of her clones/imposters up like a set of pins in the common game format known as bowling, then the player will use any vehicle(sedans usually) to proceed to knock over Tracy and her clones/imposters down for entertainment.
'Awe nice you got 8 Tracy's down'
'Do you want to go to Tracy bowling?'
by OCv RemixX May 29, 2017
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bowling ball

Hey Deliliah sweety, would u fancy a bowling ball tonight?
by Anonymous July 19, 2003
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