north dakota blizzard

You'll need a high speed industrial fan that can reach a wind speed of at least 100 mph, 40 guys from the local Walmart crew, and the hottest milf this side of the Mississippi. The foxy lady will stand approximately 20 feet away from the fan, obviously naked and ready for the coming storm. The guys will be standing right behind the fan brewing the storm. Once prepped and primed they let the snow loose. It travels through the fan reaching a terminal velocity of 50 feet per second, covering the vixen, head to toe in roughly a good foot of the gooey, white snow.

Yeah man I got the night shift boys together last night and Tom's wife got blinded by the North Dakota Blizzard

by slayinsince89 November 25, 2015

Blizzard

Derogatory term for caucasians, frequently used in PC Seattle by Koreans. See also white out and cracker.

Waiter 1: Hey Wan Yu, could you grab me a bread board?

Waiter 2: No way, blizzard, you've oppressed us enough (resumes hitting on hostess.)

by eminem November 6, 2004

The Blizzard

the act of placing an ice cube in the vagina whilst rubbing the clitoris for sexual stimulation

Timmy gave Jane The Blizzard whilst performing oral sex.

by Fred Augustine Gerard December 9, 2008

Arabian Blizzard

When You throw Sand in a girls eye and then fuck her

i threw some sand in that bitches eye and gave her the old Arabian blizzard . then i watched trapped in the closet by R Kelly.

by ILikeCircles June 8, 2009

blizzard

An expletive that arised after the North American release of World of Warcraft to describe the gaming company's actions or negative things that occur in game.

"That blizzarding ninja-looter!"
"OMBG-Oh my blizzarding god!"
"B' that"

by Carolyn March 6, 2005

blizzard'd

A sex act in which a man or woman wet farts in your face.

A man was just blizzard'd.

(To his partner): What did you eat today, broccoli?

by sukebe November 17, 2006

Wizard Blizzard

The act of Deficating into a girls vagina the urinating into the same girls vagina. The man then puts a Wizard Hat on his penis and engages in intercourse with the girl.

The sheets were stained after they engaged in a wizard blizzard

by Mercury199 October 25, 2010