blizzard'd 

A sex act in which a man or woman wet farts in your face.

A man was just blizzard'd.

(To his partner): What did you eat today, broccoli?

blizzard'd by sukebe November 17, 2006

blizzard demon 

A woman who is a hoe that acts like an innocent person

Man that girl is a blizzard demon

blizzard demon by Niggaballz6077 March 28, 2024

Dick Blizzard 

Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.

I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.

Dick Blizzard by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

San Diego Blizzard 

Intense blasts of light drizzly rainfall lasting over two hours and/or temperatures falling below a bone-chilling 68 degrees Fahrenheit in Southern California, characterized by the revealing of Ugg Boots, Scarves, and jackets in addition to traditional mini-skirts and board-shorts.

During a San Diego Blizzard one would overhear:

Girl 1: "Like, oh my God did you see that it's supposed to be partially cloudy tomorrow?"
Girl 2: "Like, yes! Looks like were going to have to wear scarves with our bikini tops."
Guy: "I love California."

San Diego Blizzard by Slayafish March 22, 2011

Dirty Blizzard

When you place a line of coke on a girls or guys ass, when you go to do the line off of your partners ass they fart in your face and WHAM... your in the middle of a dirty blizzard! Good Luck!

I was about to do a line off of this hot chicks ass, when BLAMO.. she farted and blew all of the coke into my face just like I was in a dirty blizzard.

Dirty Blizzard by Lefty Chronic October 15, 2009

DQ Blizzard 

A common occurrence wherein the male ejaculates into a woman’s vagina and the semen fails to fall out of said vagina. Name derives from the Dairy Queen gimic where the employee briefly holds the customer’s Blizzard upside down just because they can.

Nut so thicc that ho got a DQ Blizzard instead of a creampie

DQ Blizzard by ColdNThicc March 5, 2019

DQ Blizzard 

an ice cream treat from Dairy Queen
their treats are awesome
"DQ Blizzard" is an oxymornic play on word
because Blizzards are so awesome
and DQ means delinquent
DQ Blizzard are generally used as an unfavorable adjective to describe a noun
also used to describe a terrible Blizzard recipe.

Describing a recipe
"yo homie it's hot out let's get some blizzards" - Pedro
"ya man i heard of this new recipe anchovies and chocolate" - Durnsy
"yo that's a DQ Blizzard' - Pedro

Descrbing a situation
"I was working this terrible Queue at work today" - Liam
"you're DQ you have to be more strategic" - Jen
"I'm DQ blizzard" - Liam

DQ Blizzard by Credit Analyst I August 28, 2011