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blizzarden

When it snows really really hard!

also when your eating a dairy queen blizzard
damm guys its blizzarden outside!!
by walterhobbs January 7, 2010
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Dick Blizzard

Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.
I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.
by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
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Stanky Blizzard

The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.
I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.
by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012
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Nerds blizzard

The ultimate in flavor, the combination of Nerds Candy and soft vanilla ice cream. Sadly, Dairy Queen seems to have stopped carrying Nerds blizzards.

However, they're fairly easy to create at home, and you can summon a pale ghost of the flavor by mixing Nerds and milk in your mouth.
I lie awake at night, dreaming of Nerds Blizzards. I curse the day Dairy Queen stopped selling them. Curse it!!
by Civan August 3, 2006
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Chicago Blizzard

The Chicago Blizzard can be a great pleasure for both the male and female. You first must aquire a snorkel and fill it with some cocaine. Then you fill the snorkle with the cocaine then insert the snorkle into the vagina. Then blow into the snorkle and the cocaine will flow into the vagina giving the girl great pleasure. You then fuck your girl doggie style to keep the fun going. To top it all off you nut all over her face and tits.
Joseph: Bro did you see Rebecca she was looking a little different today

Shane: That's because I gave her the Chicago Blizzard
by Buzzy boy February 7, 2017
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nigger blizzard

"Holy shit Max, this mall is a fucking nigger blizzard!"
by xhollywood August 3, 2006
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Chicago Blizzard of 2011

The Chicago Blizzard of 2011 was a major winter storm that impacted the Great Plains, Midwest, primarily Chicago, and the NE between January 31 – February 2, 2011. Over 20 inches of snow fell in Chicago, making it the 3rd largest blizzard ever on record behind the Blizzard of 1967 and the Blizzard of 1999. Chicago Public Schools were closed for the first time since the Blizzard of 1999 for two days in a row. Most schools in the area were off February 2 and February 3, and some schools are also closed February 4. During the brunt of the storm, motorists on Chicago's famous Lake Shore Drive became trapped and had to abandon their cars and walk to downtown in blizzard conditions. By February 2nd, almost all roads in Chicagoland were impassable, and Lake County, the county north of Chicago, issued a civil emergency message which stated driving was illegal until 5 PM February 2. Most people were snowed in until midday February 3, however. O'Hare cancelled all flight on February 1 and February 2. In Peoria, IL, winds were so strong that they knocked over a snow plow. The effects of the storm were far-reaching, as many four-lane roads were only down to two lanes for an undefined period after the storm.
The Chicago Blizzard of 2011 was a momentous occasion for younger adults. They will tell it to their children much the same their parents told them the story of the Blizzard of 1967 and 1999.
by Blitzkid February 23, 2011
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