27 definitions by eminem

1
a male (since girls are called chicks men should be called ROOSTERS)
That is one hot rooster
Hey Rooster, come here
by eminem February 21, 2003
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Tek-9, a machine pistol similar to a Mac-10 or an Uzi. See also gat.
I heard you rappin bout ya tek on ya dresser (Jay-Z).
by eminem November 06, 2003
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Popular machine pistol among thugs; see tek.
by eminem November 06, 2003
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when a victim of a joke says what the cool person said was mean and the cool person kicks them
dude thats mean
by eminem February 18, 2003
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(n.)
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.

2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.
1.Wow with all that cum on your face reminds me of Special John.

2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.
by eminem October 07, 2004
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creepy bitch who thinks Ashton kutcher still loves her.
Brittany: "I love Ashton! and he loves me!"
Ashton:" I don't love her we are sort of friends"
by eminem July 12, 2003
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