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Beertastic

Refers to the moment in which you realize that a specific alcoholic beverage, most likely beer, is insanely pleasing thus you must continue to drink. However Beertastic can be used simply to describe a moment in which you must drink, have drank, or when you simply want to display pleasure with a certain action non-alcoholic related!
Holy shit, that chick is beertastic.

OMG that was the most beertastic moment I have ever had at a bar!
by Guidalz November 6, 2007
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Beertainer

The act of frequently buying beer for a friend in the legal profession in the hope that this will substitute for a monetary retainer and they will come to your legal defense when you (inevitably) run afoul of the law.
I ended up being charged with public drunkenness and needed a lawyer, but luckily I had Carlos on beertainer.
by scotchyscotchscotch December 4, 2010
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Bert squirts

The diarrhea experienced 3-12 hours after consuming food from a Filiberto's Restaurant.
After consuming an order of Carne Asada Fries for lunch, Randy was struck with an extreme case of the Bert Squirts and was trapped in the restroom for several hours.
by iguessitstim October 2, 2010
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Bert

A dialectal term for cigarette. Popular in North Lancashire and South Cumbria - may also have found its way to South Wales and parts of Manchester. Derived from the popular brand Lambert & Butler.
Winston: How many Berts can you smoke in twenty minutes?

Royston: At least twenty Berts, Marra.
by Bert420 October 20, 2012
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bert mccracken

One hott mother fucking singer in the band The Used who has the cutest laugh i've ever heard, kinda seems like a drug addict and likes to kiss guys but is totally and completely RAPEABLE MATERIAL!!!
what the hell am i supposed to put here?
...i love him...?
by Daisy April 1, 2005
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bert mccracken

Once a homeless drug abusing teenager, now a god
Gwadgy
by Ryan August 18, 2003
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bert mccracken

there are no words to describe him......well, you know, except: hot, amazing, beautiful, shaggable, talented, awesome, bad. Oh yeah, and MINE
by Cori McCracken December 21, 2003
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