Beersplosion

When someone is incited to laughter while drinking beer, causing said beer to usher forth from his mouth with great haste.

Lee was drinking from his beer when I told a joke, he laughed and had a beersplosion.

by scotchyscotchscotch December 03, 2010

Beertainer

The act of frequently buying beer for a friend in the legal profession in the hope that this will substitute for a monetary retainer and they will come to your legal defense when you (inevitably) run afoul of the law.

I ended up being charged with public drunkenness and needed a lawyer, but luckily I had Carlos on beertainer.

by scotchyscotchscotch December 03, 2010

JTTOOYBD

'Just The Tip Only On Your Birthday'. A popular stance on anal sex.

She's definitely a 'JTTOOYBD' girl.

by Scotchyscotchscotch February 27, 2015