Beertainer 

The act of frequently buying beer for a friend in the legal profession in the hope that this will substitute for a monetary retainer and they will come to your legal defense when you (inevitably) run afoul of the law.

I ended up being charged with public drunkenness and needed a lawyer, but luckily I had Carlos on beertainer.

Beertainer by scotchyscotchscotch December 4, 2010

Beertimers 

When you forget that you already have a beer (Often caused by inebriation)

"Damn, Beertimers strikes again."

Beertimers by Korvuzz November 6, 2024

Betertained

1) The state of being simultaneously amused and morally gratified, typically achieved by engaging in low-stakes social commentary or performative virtue signaling out of sheer boredom.

2) The passive, comfortable feeling derived from consuming self-improvement or philosophical content strictly for its entertainment value, without any active intent to change or improve.

He never intended to change, he just betertained himself with self-help books.

Betertained by Mostlybadideas June 26, 2026