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Bert squirts

The diarrhea experienced 3-12 hours after consuming food from a Filiberto's Restaurant.

After consuming an order of Carne Asada Fries for lunch, Randy was struck with an extreme case of the Bert Squirts and was trapped in the restroom for several hours.

Bert squirts by iguessitstim October 2, 2010