blerth

Whatever the fuck you want it to mean.
Alternate forms may include blerthage, blerthagio, blertha, blerths,

I shall blerth all the way to work today and blerth when I get home.

by theBlerthMan November 19, 2016

BerthaJo

Term to describe a down home hillbilly gal. Usually seen wearing stretch pants and carrying a tall boy heading to the bingo parlor.

There goes a BerthaJo, lacruing to the bingo hall in her lime green stretch pants with a beer in a cozy.

by Dwejj September 26, 2018

Blerta

An intelligent, sexy, smart and trustworthy person. She will give up anything that is everything for a person she loved. A Blerta will try to make everything better when things are down. Blerta wouldn't mind if people loved her or hated her because if they hate her they can hate her but she will try to still love that one person. Blerta will never let someone give up. She has a heart full of gold. She can also be quite shy until she gets to know you then she is bright as a star. She finds the beauty in everything. She tends to be very cautious when it comes to guys and romantic relationships because all the men she have dated in the past or just the men that broke her heart but when she does love she gives them their full heart. She is a wonderful secret keeper and always a great shoulder to cry on. Treat her with as much respect as she treats you and she will never backstab you, walk all over her and treat her like crap and you're going to regret it cause she’ll forgive but never forget. If you are ever so lucky to meet a Blerta or have one in your life never let go of her she will be the best friend you can have and she will have your back through some crazy shit, you'll never have to fight any kind of battle alone cause she will always be there when you need her. Meet one and she will love you until the end of time that is if you don’t stomp all over her heart because you’ll regret the day you ever crossed a Blerta. They always keep their word.

Damn I think im in love, she's a Blerta!

by ilovecane June 17, 2016

'Ole Bertha

Name commonly in reference to a large bass caught while fishing. Often the best catch of the day

I heard if you go to the lake around 6 in the morning you can catch 'Ole Bertha, the 8 pound bass. Make sure to use a top water lure

by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

Blerta

She is this sexy bombshell that is both confident and manipulative. Many guys like her but shes a closed book. A blerta has a good and evil side and she is lowkey the devil

-Beware she’s a Blerta

by LAURENBY April 16, 2020

Blearth

getting violently high

“Schmevy is gonna blearth it up at school today”
“I’m blearthed.”
“I’m on Planet Blearth right now.”
“Olivia and Brogan are blearthlings.”

by ogblearthling August 23, 2022

berthanette

berthanette is a scary old grouch. run away from her as fast as you can. she lives somewhere in the german mountains.

person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.

person 2: no, it’s berthanette!!! RUN!!

by the 4 babes June 12, 2019