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pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophiles are the most hated minority on Earth. Simply being a pedophile is enough to land you in jail, even if you didn't do anything--the law will usually use the excuse that you *might* do something to put you behind bars. It's actually very unfair, because pedophiles did not *choose* to be pedophiles (honestly, who would CHOOSE to be part of the most hated minority on the planet?).

In addition, the terms 'child molester' and 'pedophile' are used interchangeably, despite the fact that most child molesters *are not* pedophiles. Pedophiles love children too much to put them through society's torments, and are also very mindful of the law. Therefore, a pedophile will not harm a child in that manner.

Child molesters are almost never primarily attracted to children and molest them out of a) control, b) unavailability of a preferred partner (surrogacy), or c) a DESIRE to harm them.

Pedophiles, as they are, don't deserve the treatment they get most of the time, because they haven't done anything. People treat an attraction to children like a disease that can be cured--but it isn't. It's a sexuality, despite what most people believe, just like homosexuality. It is something they cannot control and thus should not be labeled a sickness.

Acting on those urges is wrong, I agree, but the treatment they get just for HAVING them is also wrong and very undeserved.
Person A: "That fucking pedophile needs to go fucking kill himself." Person B: "What'd he do?" Person A: "Does it matter?!" Person B: "Yes..." Person A: "Fucking pedophile sympathizer, get the fuck out of my house!"
by Setr October 1, 2007
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Pedophile

An adult or adolescent who is sexually attracted to pre-pubescent children. Often confused with "child molester".
"My friend, Johnathan, is a pedophile".
by iEatElders May 17, 2018
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pedophile

A sexual deviation when a grown up /sexually mature/ person gets sexually attracted to a child - meaning someone before developing secondary sexual characteristics /breasts, period in girls/. Generally mistaken for anyone attracted to young but sexually developed kids aged 14-15../NOT the case/.
1: John met a girl at the pub and they hit it off but the next day he found out on Facebook that she is 14 and a half.
2: What a pedophile!
3: Just a horny scumbag but not a pedo mate!
by Tweenie December 2, 2019
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Pedophile

You are a pedophile no I’m a Bongi
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Bebophile

Using the popular Bebo social network to perv on hot younger woman.
Man your such a bebophile, perving on that 18 year olds pics.
by Frankcesco April 8, 2008
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Secret Pedophile Tag

A Game in which you literally avoid a person much younger than you to make sure no undesired romantic relationship is formed.
Secret Pedophile Tag: Its like regular tag but she doesn't know that she's it and if I get tagged I don't just become it, I become a pedophile.
by Pat! June 25, 2008
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pseudo-pedophile

a person who is into boys/girls who are over 18 but appear to be underage.
Jacob always goes for those young looking girls. I think he may be a pseudo-pedophile.
by Atredes64615 November 10, 2013
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