bageling

you are Jewish, and you want other people around you to know that, so you say or do something Jewish in nature in order to drop the hint so they know you're one of the tribe.

bageling: "So I went to shul yesterday..." *glances from other Jews*

by leahzzzz March 1, 2008

Babel

The perfect friend for an A.D.H.D child. Will always be there for you. A silliest friend anyone could ever have. Also have your own person language with. An A.D.H.D child would make all there passwords about their Babel. Usually Hispanic.

A.D.H.D child: HOI BABEL!
Mexican child: hey.
A.D.H.D child: OHHHYAAAAHHH!!!!!
Mexican child: Shhhhh hush!

by Alylaxgurl222 April 23, 2011

babelet

Gorgeous 20 something Girl

Wow look at the babelet over there...

by Jimbo1974 December 4, 2007

Queer Bagel

A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost anywhere. They behave with retarded mannerisms even though they're lame and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Sam: "Little kids on Xbox Live are such Queer Bagels!"
Stephanie: "Fa sho."
Sam: "Shut up, bitch."
Stephanie: "... Asshole."
Sam: "... Freak."
Stephanie: "QUEER BAGEL!!!"

by Zetti March 18, 2009

Bagel Fucker

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole

1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"

by Daniel Moger October 4, 2006

bagels

a tasty delightful snack which people can use as a conversation piece

mr.stinky whom likes bagels is Gary Coleman in disguise

by Gary Coleman; Charles March 16, 2004

bagelry

Place where bagels are bought and sold. Often found in places like New York City, although many are scattered around the country. Similar to and stemming from bakey.

I work at the local bagelry, where I slice, toast and cream cheese bagels

by Katharine December 1, 2003