asspiece

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.

"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"

by Lambzilla January 10, 2009

asspeg

A lubed up carrot used in the forced ramming of ones rectum.

I sat down for lunch today and there was a fucking asspeg in my chair. I had to go to the hospital to get it taken out.

by Ticklish Tapir February 4, 2006

Asspiss

1) Warm beer
2) When one person urinates in another persons butt and, well, you know...

"Dude, this is asspiss."
"Yeah, I'll be making some of that tonight."
"God your sick."

by _DV April 1, 2003

asspenny

A man that is both an asshole and a penny pincher.

"That guy didn't even pay for his own lunch. He is such an asspenny."

by rockstar1679 June 1, 2009

asspportunity

a opportunity to have sex or a person whith wich there is an opportunity to have sex.

I'm going to talk to him, I sence an asspportunity.

by Aaron February 24, 2005

asspad

1. An implement used to protect the posterior region.

2. A pad made out of ass.

"At least i was wearing asspads when i fell out of that third story window."

"Don't get your asspads in a knot."

by Kenny "Motherfucking" Quayle February 12, 2006

asspalm

comes from the action, facepalm (see definition). 1) comes after someone facepalms 2) Asspalming is when you smack your hand on to someone's ass, full palm grab.

1)

James: touching my hair is a big no no
Jez: *touches James' hair with her fingertips and runs away*
James: *facepalms*
Dee: *asspalms*

2) Toy: *asspalms D*

by Ms. Ducky Dee September 1, 2009