akilah

the street name of a hotline used to purchase mail-order Russian brides.

1: Yo, dude, I cant get a wife no where. Im almost 50, man!

2: Dude... call Akilah... she'll hook you up.

by Merskew March 26, 2008

akila

A monkey who does fob-ish things to embarass people. Especially when it talks, no one can really understand.

Wtf? What did that Akila say??

by ohgreat0ne May 9, 2009

aakila

intelligent, successful, attractive, potential of mind-blowing sex, envy of others

hey aakila, how are u today?

by silent69 December 13, 2010

asking not asking

A sarcastic phrase that re-frames your polite request as a demand.

"Phil can you hand me the remote? Asking not asking!"

by F-Stop FitzgeraldStop October 2, 2017

Asking

I'm not taking credit for anything. I'm asking YOU what's happened here. And I'm not getting an answer.

Hym "I'm asking the question. That's all I've ever done. I just woke up here."

Iam "This is kind of sad... What would the world be like if I hadn't said anything?"

by Hym Iam May 1, 2022

Asking Alexandria

Asking Alexandria is a band that was formed in '08 in the UK. Their first album "Stand Up and Scream" is probably one of the most bad ass albums ever. They also have an EP with Skidrow covers, remixes, and a preview of their newest album Reckless and Relentless. Their newest album Reckless and Relentless sucks. They tried too hard to sound different. So just stick to the first album, and maybe if they make a new album (I doubt it) it will be better than Reckless and Relentless. Oh, and don't go see them live. They are really shitty live because they like to do shows drunk, and that's lame and a waste of money.

Me- "Dude have you heard the new AA album?"
Tyler- "Yeah man it sucks ass!"
Me- "Yeah it does."
Tyler- "Asking Alexandria is getting to popular that's what everyone wants to talk about anymore, and they aren't that amazing."
Me- I know, but whatever man."

by Tychoon August 17, 2011

Assil

a person with a huge ass, huge afro, and a really annoying personality. Often found in southern parts of Antarctica.

"WOAH! Her ass is almost as big as Assil's!"
"Don't be an Assil. That's so obnoxious."

by TheAmazing3 July 2, 2009