The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

Accented Text Affect

When you read something to yourself in a specific accent based on the style of which it was written.

"I would like to speak to the proprietor of this establishment." I bet you read that with a british accent. That's called the Accented Text Affect.

by Jack Flap December 10, 2018

How does this affect Glenn?

When learning of a situation or issue, and in reality if has no real effect on you or your life.

When I heard about the bus route being permanently cancelled I asked “How does this affect Glenn?”

by Shrav2112 December 26, 2023

5G affection

The highest bandwidth affection. 5G affection TLC = telecommunications, love and caring.

I want 5G affection or none at all.

by 5gaff October 18, 2022

Liberal after affect

When a liberal gets the issues after doing something stupid

Liberal after affect means

Joe Biden"let's increase taxes on everyone in the USA so help support strip clubs" Conservative" No, you idiot, that's a horrible idea"

by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021

The Chippy affect

When one improves and does significantly better when in the presence of “chippy”
Similar to the Jordan Poole affect

You went off today, must of been the chippy affect.

by Brucearchives March 18, 2024

terry affect

when someone talks to terry for to long they pick up terrys typing habbits

“he said cackled he has the terry affect”

by RAAAHH February 16, 2023