The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

Accented Text Affect

When you read something to yourself in a specific accent based on the style of which it was written.

"I would like to speak to the proprietor of this establishment." I bet you read that with a british accent. That's called the Accented Text Affect.

by Jack Flap December 10, 2018

How does this affect Glenn?

When learning of a situation or issue, and in reality if has no real effect on you or your life.

When I heard about the bus route being permanently cancelled I asked “How does this affect Glenn?”

by Shrav2112 December 26, 2023

Sink Affective Disorder

Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.

Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!

by kurvature July 21, 2023

Amari Affect

Where a man acts so out of the ordinary and cartoon like that his peers cannot physically take him seriously, no matter how serious the situation is.

She just keeps laughing at him, bro got the Amari Affect.

by WhoppaWitDaChoppa July 23, 2023

California Affect

When Californians move to a city en masse and turn it into the next L.A.

My parents and all their friends are moving to Boise, because Idaho is like so L.A. (California Affect)

by Idaho208 December 3, 2021

5G affection

The highest bandwidth affection. 5G affection TLC = telecommunications, love and caring.

I want 5G affection or none at all.

by 5gaff October 18, 2022