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Ventura Beach

Ventura Beach, officially named San Buenaventura, was founded in 1782 by Saint Junipero Serra when he established Mission San Buenaventura, the ninth of the California missions. With a population of around 111,000 spread out over 32 square miles Ventura Beach is a coastal community in southern California 62 miles north of Los Angeles, 27 miles south of Santa Barbara and 15 miles southwest of Ojai. Ventura Beach rules. Enjoying a Mediterranean climate Ventura Beach is comfortable year round. Tons of sun and just enough cool weather. Ventura Beach residents seam to smile like all the time. And why not? Ventura Beach is surrounded on three sides by the positive energy of water in motion. To the south is the Santa Clara river, to the north is the Ventura river and to the west the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. Ventura Beach offers great outdoor opportunities. Patagonia clothing started and is still headquartered in Ventura Beach. That ought to tell you something. Ventura Beach is totally bitchin. Check it out. You will be stoked.
Guy 1: "Dude you live in Ventura Beach? How bitchin is that?"
Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked."

Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah."

Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach."
Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?"
Mom: "I'm down!"
by Mr Special March 24, 2019
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Venner'n

venn-ærn

Når det er så god guttastemning at du får litt benner'n
"Jeg var med gutta i går, vi fikk jævli venner'n ass"
by Weezy6969 March 28, 2019
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Venetration

To instill great reverence or exaltation in by means of penetration.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy was totally being instilled with great reverence or exaltation in by means of penetration?

Guy 2: Yeah, he was totally going through some heavy venetration.

Guy 3: Suhhh, dude!
by <:{ April 15, 2019
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Venture-Hijacking

‘Venture Hijacking’ is a sociological situation or phenomena whereby an individual or group A suffers the consequences of another individual or group B who has either attempted or succeeded in overriding or hijacking the venture of the former A.
Venture-Hijacking Examples:

1. Bernie Sanders and the Black Lives Matter Activist who hijacked his campaign speech to promote their own ideas. In this situation, Bernie Sanders was a victim of venture hijacking as he had organised a public gathering event to promote his campaign efforts to become the Democratic nominee. However, some female black lives matter activists ‘hijacked’ his platform to push their own political views.

2. During the middle of a meeting in the Quentin Tarantino movie ‘Kill Bill,’ a Japanese Yakuza gang member named ‘Tanaka’ starts talking disparagingly about O-ren Isshi’s (the gang leader’s) bi-racial and national heritage and insinuating that she was not fit to lead the Crazy 88 gang, as she is not pure Japanese. This scene is called ‘Tanaka loses his head.’
In this situation O-ren Isshi is the victim of ‘venture hijacking’ as she had called a meeting with her gang members in order to discuss matters in relation to gang business and one of her disgruntled gang member hijacked the focus of the meeting and started talking reckless nonsense about her being their leader. For which he pays the penalty of decapitation.

In the examples set out above an individual or group can be identified to have been ‘venture-hijacked’ or being a victim of ‘venture-hijacking.’
by Simple Sod April 23, 2020
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Vented

Vented is a term in a game called among us.Used when someone “sees” someone vent because on the killer/impostor can vent
Example:”It’s Orange,He vented i swear
by Lazyloserguy September 18, 2020
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Vented

Action of going into a vent. Anybody who sees you do this will go to the nearest red button and accuse you of mass homicide and being an alien impostor, and get everyone to kill you. Unless you kill them 1st or accuse them instead.
IT'S ORANGE THEY VENTED!!!
by l a w n m o w e r November 8, 2020
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ventel

Ventel is the result of a broken condom in a McDonald’s bathroom. It eventually grew up to become a professional pedo degenerate and likes to date young furry kids like a sick fuck. It drives a power wheel toy car too. Ventel is also the main character of a poorly made video game called Indian Tech Scammer Simulator.
Sophie: damn i just saw a weird guy talking dirty to a power wheels toy car
Jordan: really?
Sophie: yes he even made a weird voice and talked back to himself
Jordan: must be a ventel
by Pistolvoyager April 30, 2021
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