Tapping cloth

When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear

"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"

by samweis May 26, 2013

Tapping the Cat

When a girl masturbates

"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"

Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"

Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."

by iamyourdaddy6669 April 23, 2015

tapping the tittie

Ones spawn who is breastfeeding.

When is she gonna stop tapping the tittie?

When she is done tapping the tittie, we are going for a drink!

by Gleek32 December 18, 2015

Tapping peaches

When two women that love each other very much become intimate with each other vaginally

I wasn't sure if those two girls were tapping peaches or not.

by MadCat52 September 6, 2016

Tapping

Ejaculating profusely on a woman like you've turned on a tap full blown.

He was tapping so hard that he got some in my eye!

I tapped on that chick so hard!

by RaRah1989 August 17, 2017

Tapping

Begging for some change ( dossers in London)

I spent the day trailing up and down the High Street, tapping.

(Stone Cold by Robert Swindells)

by Mockingbird October 6, 2017

tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.

I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017