Fresh Treads

When someone has new shoes, usually said in a sarcastic manner

*someone bought new Nike airs* are they you’re new fresh treads mate?

by Gordon Ramsey December 17, 2017

threadrot

When a thread on a forum has multiple pages, the title and initial posts interest you but it invariable descends in to three people inneundoing each other.

In a thread about something that interests you, on page 4:

easyguy403: "LOL Shirley never knew you liked fisting."

me: "threadrot! threadrot!"

by rossom August 28, 2007

teradump

(Noun) a nearly incomprehensible amount of excrement

That jackass Bob left another pizza-n-beer teradump lodged in the bowl.

by ontologist January 13, 2009

Thread Bomber

Someone that spams the shit out of forum threads with posts

Timid: This guy Kelly is continuously posting on my thread!!

Artzy: I'm telling you he's a fucking thread bomber.

by Professor Artzy January 11, 2017

threadin

when you're on fire at your job accumulating great wealth and youre showing it off

man, i saw u leading sales this week u threadin

by funkypants December 11, 2018

Reverse thread

An obscure sexual position usually performed on a co-workers mom spouse or girlfriend.

So I had your mom in the reverse thread the other day!

by Willis motha f-in T February 11, 2022

shit thread

A thread on a message board that is not very good. In fact it is quite attrocious

Hey, that thread "I'm not a nerd by definition?" by imzjustplayin was really atrocious.

Yeah, it was a shit thread.

by brass_monkey1231231 March 25, 2008