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Tampongate

A now widely understood cultural reference used to describe the initially private phone conversation that became suddenly widely public and therefore humiliating between Charles and Camilla sometime around 1993 when he became wistful and horny and confided to her that he wished he could be a tampon so he might spend lengthy stints of time being inside of her.
Tampongate is definitely both a hilarious and squirm-inducing moment in British history that nobody who was at least ten at the time is likely to forget.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023
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Sexy teapot

When, typically, a girl poses for a photo with one arm on her hip turned to the side. Thus adopting a pose reminiscent of a tea pot, albeit a sexy one.
'Hey Josh, check out the Facebook profile pic of this girl I know'

'Wow Leon, she's hot - love the Sexy teapot pose'
by Danger Russ August 26, 2013
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anal seepage tampon

When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.
My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.
by femdomguy7777 December 11, 2022
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Tampon

Something my little brother tried to stick up his asshole.
Me: No, Tommy, don't shove that tampon up your ass!
Tommy: Too wate oldie brothie...
by Misogyny May 14, 2011
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Tampon

You put them in your nose to stop the bleeding
Guy one: My nose is bleeding
Girl 1:*gives tampon*
Guy one: uhh
Girl 1: youll need it
by alessmax June 10, 2011
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tampon socket

a recepticle where a tampoon is inserted.

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im gonna go on down the oyster bar and see if i can scrounge up a tampon socket this weekend.
by dave December 4, 2003
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temporary fix

Something or someone that will fix you or help you for a while
"I've been so sad lately"
"Let me be your temporary fix"
by hegds April 9, 2016
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