Shitting a Pinecone

The most painful thing that can possibly happen to someone. This phrased is used as a comparison, if something is really bad or unpleasurable, you compare it to shitting a pinecone.

Jim: Dude I had to stay with my grandma all last week.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.

or

Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.

by Crapspatula June 10, 2005

Sitting by the fire

Saying used as a substitution for saying masturbation. Commonly used by members of the UPCI organization. First used by a group of College and Career sunday school students at the Greenville, United Pentecostal Church

Randy chose to go Sitting by the fire instead of fornicating with Nikki.

by K Patrick December 16, 2008

Shitting a Symphony

The act of farting that results in a brass instrument sounding rumble.

Did you hear David in the bathroom? It sounded like Beethoven conducting in there! He was shitting a symphony!

by David smallwood February 23, 2015

sitting on a secret

Commonly used by drag queens, means 'to have a dick' or to be 'sitting on a dick'.
Phrase inspired by the infamous and iconic drag queen Alyssa Edwards on Rupaul's Drag Race: Season 5. She is also known for saying "Back rolls" and "look how orange you fucking look, girl".
song written on Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3, sung by Milk, Chi Chi Devayne, Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Thorgy Thor.

Man 1: oh, look at that girl over there. She's hot.
Man 2: nah, dude. That 'chick' is sitting on a secret.

by sepearl24 May 30, 2018

Spitting zombie

An ejaculating penis.

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.

by spittingzombie August 29, 2018

Sitting Sid

crybaby ass bitch who loves ice cream and attention

Sitting Sid and Sitting Squid went to get ice cream after a long day at work.

by Shin Su Choo April 11, 2022

Tub Shitting

A generalized reference to the use of one’s laundry tub as a toilet, usually the result of an urgent situation preventing one from making it to the toilet or the unfortunate result of having an unusable toilet. Taking a tub shit often occurs when one has limited time to defecate, such as when playing Warcraft and being given a short AFK.

Me: Where's Kirky? We need to pull.
You: He had to go. Don't worry, he's Tub Shitting so he will BB soon.

by Britana633 October 3, 2012