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italian stallion

Italian stallion does not refer to sylvester stallone because he is gross and oily. He may have been in a low budget soft core porno with his grody hairy chest, but the term Italian Stallion preceded the mumbling mindless miscreants showbiz career and loose namesake by at least 5-10 minutes and was actually referring to a fellow by the name of guido lasannuitto who was in the midst of a midlife crisis resulting in a botched hair transplant procedure...he went for the bargain plugs!!
that Italian Stallion was driving a new sports car because his divorce was turning nasty, but porno was sadly out of the question due to that sagging stomach.
by 999meangirlz999 September 27, 2014
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palomino stallion

An expression indicating that a particular work of entertainment is going to be of such merit that your very gender identity will be reaffirmed by withstanding the excitement.
"Get ready to ride the palomino stallion."
by palomino December 21, 2013
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brown stallion

When you pull your dick out in the middle of or after having booty sex and it is covered in poo. A poopy dick.
I when I was done pounding that ass, pulled out one big brown stallion.
by Mermaidtails13 December 22, 2016
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Italian Stallion

The Italian Stallion is the act of inserting spaghetti into a woman’s vaginal cavity whilst she is menstruating, then reaching in and pulling it out thus finishing the sacred dish of Ancient Italian Godess Gizaludina.
“Dude I was over at Kari’s house and I decided to say fuck it, and performed an Italian Stalllion.”

“What’s an Italian Stallion?

You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”
by KimJongUno February 1, 2019
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stallion

#stallion/mustang
by adog23savage February 13, 2019
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Stallion

im just bullshitting this, there's no word for the opposite of a cougar. its a younger dude who's into old fucks.
"Derrick only eats teacher ass,,, what a stallion"
by tittyblastersugarbaby May 26, 2018
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Italian stallion

Italian stallion is an Italian guy that is really hung, often used in reference to porn stars that are hung like the legendary Ron Jeremy.
George: Man that dude is really hung!

Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?

George: Yes I am.

Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.

Armando: Moo moo brown cow.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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