Slathered

The drunkest and only way to eat chicken and waffles

Nigha I was so slathered last night I ate 27 plates of chicken and waffles.

by Slathereddrunj May 31, 2014

Splatterday

To consume as much alcohol as you can until you splatter on any Saturday of the year. Vomiting, blacking out, and/or passing out can be considered "getting splattered".

Matt : Hey! Splatter day this weekend at my place?

Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?

by FunnyAssMatt February 7, 2015

Splatternug

When you cum every where somewhere you don't want to

I splatternug in my classroom in 3rd period

by NerdAlertAround October 24, 2016

splatterdabs

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea

Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

Splatteritas

The outcome of drinking a 12 pk of straw-ber-Ritas all to yourself causing you to run to the bathroom every 5 seconds the next day.

-Hey bro, wanna come over and play some Call of Duty.

-Nah man, I've got the splatteritas.

by Cream of frog soup March 19, 2017

splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

by Ccastle April 3, 2017

splatter batter

To describe a person who has a wet dream that ends in ejaculation.

I see you having those wet dreams huh, Mr. Splatter Batter.

2. Another name for shooting off sperm

by K.Moon April 22, 2018