Inviting a person to an event when you absolutely do NOT want them to attend - but you have to invite them for political/social reasons, to avoid drama.
I had to spitevite Tina to my party so Fifi and Lulu wouldn't be upset. They don't want her to feel left out even though Tina is a heinous condescending bitch.
by FallenAngel81 November 15, 2011
Get the Spitevite mug.Steven walked in to the Gents toilets looked through all the cubicles to try and find a shiteable enough toilet. The rest of the cubicles were kinda messy but he found at least one shiteable toliet.
by Steve Bell May 5, 2007
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A shitty collection of tea that makes tea connoisseurs weep. You want that perfectly steeped cup of tea and someone gives you a bag with artificially flavored tea leaves. Screw that I'll cut the mint leaves in my backyard before I drink essence of Wilfred's asshole.
Ex 1: "I went to a brits house the other day and he was bragging up his tea collection. I was excited because by stereotype he should whip out a bunch of earl grey and sport table cubed sugar. Instead this guy opens his cabinet revealing a bunch of shitea."
Ex 2: "I'm at the local iHop eyeing up some honeys. For my tea I generally use orange blossom honey, of course. The waitress brings out my tea bag and it's some rat poison, Sam's Club blend. I slapped the tray from her hand, "What a load of shitea!"
Ex 2: "I'm at the local iHop eyeing up some honeys. For my tea I generally use orange blossom honey, of course. The waitress brings out my tea bag and it's some rat poison, Sam's Club blend. I slapped the tray from her hand, "What a load of shitea!"
by TeaHee March 19, 2014
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Get the shite talker mug.The most irritating person you will ever meet. His typical way to annoy you is by following the popular people around. He is an arrogant twat who thinks he is great friends with the popular kids and follows them around everywhere
by Jdivrjsbhr September 2, 2019
Get the scite mug.Noun. A confluence of unexpected occurrences resulting in a particularly shitty experience.
Antonym of serendipity.
Antonym of serendipity.
Catherine was gobsmacked by all the shenanigans, misfortune, and run-of-the-mill shite she had to deal with over the weekend. It was total shitendipity and she barely survived.
by Bren-Gun July 28, 2020
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I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.
Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022
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