Skipping The Office intro

An illegal act in which someone skips the intro to The Office.

Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut

Hugh Mungus: I'm skipping The Office intro.
Chris P. Baykin: I'm calling the police.

by YeetSeat February 15, 2020

sniping geno's

A good hockey snipe

Hey bud, saw you sniping geno's friday. You are going to get so many rockets with that wristy.

by Jesus the thirds to the librar August 26, 2020

Skipping Stones

When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.

“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”

“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”

by Steve Blends February 17, 2022

Slipping a Sean

When you single-handedly are able to do incredible feats of humanity with very little thought or effort.

These could include but not limited to:
Awe Inspiring Parkour Vaulting over railing
Mind Boggling Quote Creation at 3am
Intense bouts of gaming for 8 hours straight

Discord Mod - Wow I just got Iron III after 25 hours by slipping a Sean

by MamoMaMia March 1, 2023

Overrated Shipping

When an ordinary or rather lame couple from a fandom is annoyingly shipped hundreds of thousands of times by everyone.

"Seriously, everyone thinks James and Isabella are the perfect couple, but they're just an overrated shipping," said Jane.

by Asriel Dreemurr the goat February 19, 2015

Space Shipping

NASA has a vigorous training program. Many routine activities are rehearsed here on earth to make sure they are done properly in a weightless environment. In space they use a vacuum suction toilet to help remove excrement from the bowels. Here on earth they have a practice facility that simulates the feeling of a space bowel movement to train the colon for interstellar missions. The training involves a patriot volunteer with strong lungs that can create superior tidal velocity as they cusp the rectal opening with their lips. This simulation is the most realistic training of the use of such hi-tech facilities.

"Hey I just ate a 4 pound burrito and it didn't settle right. Wanna go Space shipping?"

by Brad McBro June 17, 2016

classmate shipping

when one ships 2 people in their class or from other classes

person 1: omg I totally ship Mateo and Adelle
person 2: do you have a ship name
person 1: Mattel
person 2:
person 1: what
person 2: best classmate shipping name ever

by That_One_Wierdo April 11, 2018