sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.

I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.

by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008

sludgenuts

A term used to describe an STD.

Paul slept with a pornstar last night, and now he has the sludgenuts.

by I KILLED KIMBO! January 7, 2009

Sludgeblood

Caused by an autoimmune disease called antiphospholipid syndrome, or Hughes Syndrome in the UK. APS makes the blood too thick and prone to clotting.

I am so sick of having fogbrain and sludgeblood from this crappy APS!

by kukukajoo April 1, 2011

Sludge Cunt

When a person is being lazy, bitchy, and hasn't showered for at least a week.

Bro1: "Dude Matt must be on his man-period...and he smells horrible"

Bro2: "Yeah...He's being such a sludge cunt"

by ncboy421 November 16, 2011

sludge sucker

Someone who likes to suck the cum out of a chick after a gang bang.

Did you see Don go down on that girl at the orgy last night? What a sludge sucker

by Jammerbammer October 6, 2013

sludgebag

A bag of sludge that you have physical attractions to.
"A sexy creature" or "Creature of the night"

Wow, I found a sludgebag on WorldOfTnT, He makes my pussy wet I want to lick his face off

by Adolph Hitler July 23, 2014

Sludge Stamp

When you're doing anal with a girl and get done only to see that there is a brown liquid like substance on your dick which you then slap savagely across her forehead

I was porking Monica in her dump hole then I pulled out and sludge stamped her across her cock holster.

by Sludge Mushroom April 5, 2015