Fun sponge

A person or group of people, who take an activity so seriously and or literally, that they squeeze every last drop of joy out of it.

Can be appropriately applied to cyclists who spend 10K+ on their bikes, clearly don't enjoy what they're doing and live for looking down on those with 'lesser' equipment.

"Did you see those Joe Serious bellends shaking their heads and tutting?"

"yeah, fun sponges every last fuckin' one of 'em"

by Itsallgoodman May 17, 2016

sam slone

a crazy, weird, awkward grandma with no teeth who just turns around at random times and yells

Sarah: *turns around* VILLIAM
Kayla: She's being such a SAM SLONE
Dani: Yep, she's so awkward
Sam: Like legit
Hayden: Kayla, want my llama socks

by Jamaica lady November 18, 2018

Soapy sponge

When a guy ejaculates onto a girl’s bush, and rubs his cum into her pubes.

Jessica: Hey babe, can you give me the soapy sponge?
Dan: Yes, I’m all over it.

by Dumbcea July 10, 2019

Creamy sponge

A creamy sponge is a seman filled beared

A man or men that ejaculate I to one mans beard to make it dripping in seman

We gave Henry the juiciest creamy sponge yesterday

by BiggyG69420 July 12, 2019

sling slong

a mega dingus someone who no one loves there usualy named Auden

your such a sling slong

by bynameisyeeter November 19, 2019

gangster spongebob

the kewlest dude in eargtgrtggtgb ano!!!!!! he say n wod 10 tiem a day bc hhe kewlll !!!!!!! he do joee mamamamamamama with her fat pizda without using a gandon bc hje chad !!!!!!! if u see his 20 inchhh pp better suicidededededed lololOLLL!!!!!!! he hassss so much money u blyat cant reist him !!!!

Yo U SE gangster spongebob ??? O H MY FUCIN GOD HE HER LOLLLLLLLL

by minecraft sweat 6969696969 xx February 11, 2021

New SpongeBob

Something that is good and overhated

Have you seen New SpongeBob its so overhated? No I have not seen New SpongeBob

by Local Pillow July 28, 2021