Simone

Just a great girl in general. Once you get her don’t lose her.(also a badass)

Did you really beat up Annie (Simone: yep I knew she was Karen’s daughter and she got on pay nerves)

by legendary_princess November 22, 2019

simon joke

a joke that was once a party starter but then simon came along and ruined it!!!

Simon: hey guys, i have a 2 inch penis.

Everybody: shut the fuck up simon
*everybody procedes to beat the crap out of simon*

Simon: no please.. THE PAIN!!!

by X1z.Lachy March 29, 2005

Simon

Huge freaking cock. Amazing personality and an amazing best friend over all. You would love to be his friend even if he is short. If you end up as his girl, keep him, you wont get anyone else like him.

Simon is the most amazing guy on earth.

by Shae_loves_life003 November 9, 2017

Simon

The finest, funniest, sweetest, smartest, and most flirtatious guy a girl could ever wish to meet. He can woo any girl with just his sexy, stunning, blue eyes and golden, shimmery, blonde hair. You'll want to break up with your boyfriend just to get with him because he's that good. Although he can get to be annoying sometimes, he does it on purpose because that's his way of flirting with chicks. He can also be pretty badass to impress us girls. Simon is always there for his bros, whatever, whenever. He's pretty kick-ass at soccer, too. Every girl needs a Simon in their life, whether the relationship is platonic, romantic, and/or sexual. You can't live without him.

Girl 1: Woah, look at that guy's eyes, they are so perfect!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend, Simon.

Girl 3: Look at that guy play soccer. He sure knows how to kick.
Girl 4: Yeah, he's incredibly hot. His name is Simon.

by downtothetenniscourt May 27, 2014

shimonaway

1- The gibberish a drunken man yells when he does not understand what he is saying in a Las Vegas casino on New Years Eve.

My drunk friend yelled, "SHIMONAWAY!!" as he ran around.

by Sethdawg March 5, 2008

Shimon

Term used when referring to a ridiculously cool act. It is an act which is on the most infinite level awesome and amazingness.

Ex:

Jack: Wow did u see that catch last night?

Matt: Yeah, it was Shimon.

by Insane OBJ February 23, 2017

Shimo's Law

"Shimos Law": Is a gaming related term, usually defined by a player that is severely lacking in skill. And that is bad enough at a game, that their success in a match is entirely dependent upon at least one of two imperative traits. The first being (Luck) represented by having to be at the right place, at the right time, with the appropriate gear and-or weapons, to achieve a single kill, or to avoid a death. The second being (Carried) represented by one or more experienced, and skillfully superior players on the subjects team, not only pulling their own weight in a match, but overcompensating for the lack of skill, and just sheer ineptitude of the subject. Often the subject requires both traits to win a match, or to perform "acceptably". Any match where the subject is unable to receive at least one of these two traits, will always result in a (Loss).

Wow, that guy on our team is so bad. He must be adherent to Shimo's Law.

by Slayaja September 7, 2019