Samir

Samir loves his family almost to the point of incest, esspecially cousins, second cousins and so on.

Samir reaaaalllly takes care of his family

by Daniel ticconi December 31, 2011

simie

A simulated personality. A sim or chatbot.

I've been chatting with a simie!

by jim jim the magic bean September 5, 2006

Simi Valley

A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California.

She lives in Simi Valley

by Mathura August 19, 2004

Samir

Some tramp whose mood can be seen simply by looking at his/her hair.

That Samir kid done fucked up... again!

by dwdwidw September 24, 2018

Samira

A League of Legends champion that is the most explicit version of 200 years
She has 0 Cooldown on her ult
A flat Damage shield
A dash
And also her ult is aoe

Any Shit ADC * Plays Samira*
Everyother Perosn in the lobby: 200 years

by RiotShitClient November 9, 2020

simi valley

Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.

"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."

by Kaboom December 31, 2004

Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!

What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.

by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010