Ed Sheeran

An overrated British dude with orange hair who sings songs that radio hosts will play for you 16,000 times a day

GUY 1: Who sings this song that’s now playing for the 180th time in a row?
GUY 2: Ed Sheeran. He’s orange.

by KurtByDay March 11, 2018

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a fucked up yute that breaks his trust and cuts off real ones as soon as he gets a little social boost that wont last a month🙏🙏

friends ~ “oh hey how are you?”
seeralans ~ “good xoxo you’re the best!”
(a week later)
friends ~ “heyyy what u doin!”
seeralans ~ “shut the fuck up stupid slag go suck dick stupid bitch”

by y_c.liz April 18, 2023

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sheers

Noun -- A type of men's dress sock that is sheer or thin, often worn to formal events. This terminology is typically used in the northern United States. In other areas referred to as sheer socks.

Greg and Pete got all dressed up with their shiny dress shoes and sheers to go to the wedding.

by 12ds December 9, 2008

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Based on the salute from the well known Newcastle and ex-England striker - to give 'a shearer' is a sexual position where the male takes the female up against a wall from behind whilst raising his right hand in acknowledgement of his achievement and the ‘big man’ himself. Some have found that imagining scoring a goal passed the Germans has provided extra satisfaction. Giving a Shearer in the mirror is often accredited as the ultimate in ‘shearer’ action.

"Went out last night and met this tidy bird, gave her a shearer"
"Was on the phone to Ferg earlier, asked him to call me Alan"

by Shearer King February 18, 2005

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