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mommy second

When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"
Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.

People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."
by YouNotHavelTheHoff August 13, 2021
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Pi Second

The fifty-third second of 9:26 a.m. of March 14, 2015. So called because 3.141592653 is pi down to nine decimal places, and Pi Second is 3/14/15 9:26:53.
On Pi Second, we will play the sound of a bell ringing for all the world to hear! Pi Second is only one second out of every 100 years, so it only happens every three billion or so seconds. Enjoy the second while you can!
by Seshie January 6, 2014
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gimme a second

A commonly used phrase uttered by young children, usually as a response to a parent's request.

Can be very misleading, as the aforementioned second may be upwards of 2 hours long.
"Timmy, you said you'd take out the trash an hour ago."
"gimme a second!"
(several hours later)
"Timmy, it's been longer than a second."
"gimme a second!"
by Shiggy43 August 13, 2009
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I second that.

a phrasal sentence that means, when taken literally, “I echo that statement of yours.”, “I echo your above statement.”; “I agree with you 100%ly.”; or simply “Ditto.”. See also "I second that emotion".

Phrase used frequently on message boards (more so than in person) by someone usually immediately after someone-else stated something with which the other person agreed.
Note that the word ‘second’ is being used as a verb in this sense, and is derived from ‘2nd’(as opposed to the length of time).
Person1:I personally like Kingdom Hearts better, because I hate turn-based battle system....Real time is better to me.

Person2: I second that^.
by Victor Van Styn August 28, 2005
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second string

A fat desperate guy that serves as back up to the main man when you're bored. Someone just to hang around to take up ones time. Lacks all the qualities of your main guy but is sufficient if marginal company when you're bored. Someone who you really don't care about.
That fat guy you were talking to is second string to the real deal.
by s.z.d. January 17, 2008
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one second

What you say when you really don't wanna do something but when people keep bugging you about it, you conveniently get them off your back with the simple phrase.
Hey, get in here and load the dishwasher!

Uh, one second...
by Angelacia June 12, 2007
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hot second

Hot second is different from hot minute it means a fast passing of time.
It'll be ready in a hot second.
by Tavia - the famous - March 24, 2005
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